All your #problems can be solved with a press of a button.
• annoyed at the truth messaged to you? — unfriend
• angered by the public critique of your work — block
• lazy to answer a date’s question — unmatch
• resentful about the world’s #progress while your country lags behind — launch the nukes
Ahh… now everything’s changed, and so right, and so joyful. You’re not going to be bullied, or forced to… wait, where’s everybody?
I wonder how much of my #life has been wasted staring patiently at #progress bars?
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