Work? 35 hours a week, with counselling and coaching.
Travel? Only to pre-approved and reviewed AirBnBs.
Sex? Only with inclusive, body-positive people who’ll repeat how gorgeous you are. Not too physical, though. Heart rate below 90 BPM.
Drugs? Only comfortable to use, safe to buy, socially accepted. No needles, quel horreur! Fun only.
Sport? In safe groups, with mutual respect and encouragement. Plenty of mental support and cushioning. Preferably low impact.
Food? Balanced and organic.
Relationships? Only while the fun lasts. Complete acceptance, no awkward questions, respect and admiration for just being born.
What a life!
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