Apple: Would you like to install iOS updates automatically?
Apple: There’s a major 1.0 update of iOS, would you like to install it now?
Apple: Enter your passcode and we’ll install an update of iOS overnight.
Me: Cancel that! I said “no” 2 times already.
Apple: You can’t take any new photos or videos.
Apple: There is no more space on your iPhone.
Apple: Well, we’ve downloaded a 15 Gb iOS update anyway, one of these days, even though you said “no” 3 times.
Me: Fuck you assholes! If you want to push an update without consent, at least stop pretending I have a choice other than to switch to Android.
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